Assistance

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female

teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about

thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided

that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with

the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room

when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach

the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants,

and began hoisting the little boys up one by one--holding onto their

"weewees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually

well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher

said, "You must be in the 5th."

"No, ma'am," he replied, "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in

the 4th, but thanks for the lift."