For potential visitors to my apartment...
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 4:11 pm
1. The cats live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want the cats to be near you, stay outside.
3. Yes, they have some disgusting habits So do I and so do you. What's your point?
4. OF COURSE they smell like cats.
5. It's their nature to try to sniff you, please feel free to sniff back.
6. I like them a lot better than I like most people.
7. To you they are cats. To me, they are adopted children who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things.
8. Cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for university, and they won't get pregnant if you have them castrated, altered, spayed, nuetered, whatever.

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2. If you don't want the cats to be near you, stay outside.
3. Yes, they have some disgusting habits So do I and so do you. What's your point?
4. OF COURSE they smell like cats.
5. It's their nature to try to sniff you, please feel free to sniff back.
6. I like them a lot better than I like most people.
7. To you they are cats. To me, they are adopted children who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things.
8. Cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for university, and they won't get pregnant if you have them castrated, altered, spayed, nuetered, whatever.