Perks of Getting Older

[Studlover (imported)]

Perks of Getting Older

Wrinkle humor.

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into

the room.

15. You sing along with elevator music.

16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay

off.

18. Your joints are more accurate than the meteorologists national

weather service.

19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't

remember them either.

20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

[sailorboy (imported)]

I loved your post, "Perks of Getting Older." I can identify with several of your points.

Laughter also lowers one's blood pressure too!!!! Thanks again.