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Hell, I'm not ashamed of the witless, overprivileged little weasel, I'm embarrassed to tears that he's sitting in an office once held by people like FDR and Harry Truman.

To all you Clinton haters: When Bill was Pres, gas was a buck a gallon, unemployment was below 3%, and the Dow was at 11,000. Just what, exactly, was the problem with that?

I wanna know Why he was not prosecuted for going awol from his national guard duties. Does the privlidge of the rich trump service to the country?

I guess Conservative means conserving money to give it to the rich folks.

Eunuchorn

...golf game is absolutely horrible.

The only reason that I go is so that I can caddy for the young female college students who like to go play golf in tight clothes.

Hell, I quit golf all together and I hang out (excuse the phrase) at the pool where the chicks are young and the the roosters dream of flogging their way into the hen house...

...and then there is the vernal equinox. It is time for the rights of spring and the bikini-clad rollerbladers with their gently bobbing bosoms flowing back and forth and forth and back.

So I am going to make investment this summer.

I am going to start me a sun tanning business and buy a little cheaper tanning bed (http://www.sunenterprises.biz/sun.phtml?source=g02) and put ....these here things... (http://www.sybian.com/sybianindex.htm) in the stalls along with the tanning beds (http://www.sunenterprises.biz/sun.phtml?source=g02) .

I will charge the same for a tanning session whether you sit on it or whether you tan yore nasty hide instead. After you close the door, the secret will be yours, however, if we notice that if after you experience a month or two of daily tanning and you are still looking like you are a Michael Jackson look-alike, we promise not to giggle when you leave after you daily session with shakey knees and a glazed-over look in your eyes.

Just to make sure that you are appropriately stimulated, I will hire only the firmist male and female hard-bodies to work there and I will require that they dress scantily so that you may have stimulation to get naked for whatever!!!!

ANd, I will put one of these boys (http://www.realdoll.com/Maledoll/md05.jpg) and one of these girls (http://www.realdoll.com/images/amanda03.jpg) in the stall to watch you. Of course, there is nothing like doing it (whatever) with a dummy!

And then I am going to offer specials.

....because I don't want to make money folks... NOPE!

I just wanna make you come.

So, insert and vibrate or bake yore hide off...it's all up to you!!!

And so, Eunuchorn, my friend... You have a lifetime free pass. But you don't have to use it. You can sit on it or just give it to all of your friends. It is transferrable. You know, like a bad head cold.

I will give you a free pass and you can go in and do whatever you please. So, knock yourself out!!!

...And I will say in honor of my new business and in deference to this thread that you have started...

I wish you many, many happy times sitting on it!!!!

Love and kisses...

A-1

...you know, Fun-Tans Inc. is not a bad idea!!!

Do any of you well-meaning folk want in on the ground floor?

A-1