I'm giving benefit of the doubt to the person who posted this, as having found it on another site and wanting to share it with us.

However, it has already been posted to EA for a long time, in fact, by El Chasqui. Thanks for the effort, though! You can find it here:

http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/C/newea_33413The_Chor.htm

Minor, testicles, choirboys...the usual suspects.

It's a pretty good, short read, too.