I'm tired of politics and war,

I want to quote from one of my stories:

"Gunny Rogers turned and faced Tony, Bill Junior, Gregory, and Trooper Hunter. He had just handed over all their earth-bound affairs and the jock strap he was wearing to the young lieutenant.

"The Lieutenant will do a good job for us. He's quite thorough and trustworthy in all matters. And the Corpsman will follow us anywhere. He's a good man," Gunny said with confidence.

"But, he snorted your sweaty jock strap!" Bill Junior said, amazed at what he just saw.

"But, it was his jock strap. He wanted me to use it for a week. I did and now I gave it back," asked Gunny Rogers.

"But, why were you wearing his jock?" asked Bill.

"But! Because he wanted me to. Now 'but' yourself out of the subject," replied Gunny Rogers in a stern commanding voice. Gregory and Trooper Hunter couldn't restrain themselves and started to laugh. They knew the games that real men played with jock straps."

I think snorting jock straps is a good activity, don't you?

Dave

I just realized thatr has nothing to do with simians.

Sorry about that!

Dave

You are right -- nothing to do with simians. Unless .... do simians wear jock straps? If so, I'm sure they'd sniff them.

in my limited experience!