Selected subtitles from Hong Kong films. All of these are selected from the web site www.flubtitles.com, which also sells subtitled copies of all of the films.

I want to stool now. (from: BIO-ZOMBIE)

Should we whore first or whore after gambling? (from: BIO-ZOMBIE)

I am turned on! How to fix it now? (from: BIO-ZOMBIE)

We're going to a home for the elderly to give voluptuary service. If we are late, we'll fell...we'll give bad impression to the grannies. (from: BIO-ZOMBIE)

Brother, he starts at my private parts! (from: BY HOOK OR BY CROOK)

Come for the avengence! (from: BY HOOK OR BY CROOK)

I almost need to stay in hostpital! For repairing! (from: BY HOOK OR BY CROOK)

Strange, I turn hard when seeing her... (from: BY HOOK OR BY CROOK)

It loses elasticity and burst, when pulled at and spilled things all over. (from: CHOCOLATE INSPECTOR)

Only myself, I sleep on the cockloft. (from: CHOCOLATE INSPECTOR)

Quiet, or I'll chop you off. (from: CHOCOLATE INSPECTOR)

They told me that you "Jesus" is the barber. (from: CHOCOLATE INSPECTOR)

He uses the peeping binoculars (from: CONMAN IN TOKYO)

I'm not the same, I'm always horny and sly (from: CONMAN IN TOKYO)

Still peeping? Go into and molest her now! (from: CONMAN IN TOKYO)

But ... she seems to be asleep As she becomes a vegetable now (from: CONMAN IN TOKYO)

Long hung love will hurt (from: CONMAN IN TOKYO)

The police suspects that you gamble illegally, assault, cheating, and also stealing old lady's underwear. (from: THE CONMEN IN VEGAS)

I like when a girl is cheating on his man! (from: THE CONMEN IN VEGAS)

Do remember, you disturb me making love, your dick pocket will be barbecued after your death. (from: THE CONMEN IN VEGAS)

You don't afraid of this? I'll only afraid if my wife holds it (from: DIRTY TIGER, CRAZY FROG)

Hasn't she thought before she leapt? (from: FIGHTING FOR LOVE)

You never hang the clothes that have been washed, and you hang those smashed underwear outside! (from: FIGHTING FOR LOVE)

What does your family do...? Cow's flesh eatery. Selling of more than 2000...bowls of cooked bull-organs per day during the high time. Also, Dad has won the Mark Six twice, atisfy? (from :FIGHTING FOR LOVE)

He just fallen down by mistake. (from :FIST OF FURY 1991)

I swear that I will try my very hard here (from :FIST OF FURY 1991)

Why not? Your "thing" has attacked me the whole night (from :FIST OF FURY 1991)

Dr. Chiu, I think you don't just want to look at my power (from :FIST OF FURY 1991)

What's so horrible with a frog? (from :JUSTICE, MY FOOT)

I really don't understand you women... What do you mean by having stripes planted on your head? (from :JUSTICE, MY FOOT)

The wet nurse wants rock candy to decoct papayas (from :JUSTICE, MY FOOT)

Now I want you to say it thrice daily and don't dress a bun. (from :JUSTICE, MY FOOT)

Wet nurse, has it got a bird? (from :JUSTICE, MY FOOT)

Mind your saliva. (from:LIFELINE)

I really thought of her any moment. When I was pissing, I would pause suddenly. Then I thought of her, and I felt sweet. Then I forgot pissing the rest of my urine. (from: THE LUCKY GUY)

I didn't expect we have such fast development. This is my first time donate blood with a girl. (from: THE LUCKY GUY)

Love at first sight...is vague. Just like when we're boiling eggs and when we take a look the steam cover the eyeglasses. We barely see the eggs rolling... (from: THE LUCKY GUY)

Don't push me! Or I'll piss now. (from: MADAM CITY HUNTER)

Iron bra?! Nipples too! Too awful! (from: MADAM CITY HUNTER)

She won't listen to me but just want to chop me. (from: MADAM CITY HUNTER)

Shit. 5 Fingers are having relations with her new mom. What a mess now! (from: MADAM CITY HUNTER)