Your patriotic duty!

[JesusA (imported)]

Pass It On...

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

[A-1 (imported)]

...if you kill a taliban does that then, make you a "Tali Wacker" for short?

A-1

[A-1 (imported)]

...or does it mean you are just short one tali wacker..

A-1