Statements on Insurance Forms

[Studlover (imported)]

More statements found on insurance forms as

car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the

fewest words possible:

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found

that I had a fractured skull.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.

The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with

a big mouth.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished.

I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced, old gentleman as he bounced off the hood

of my car.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the

road when I struck him.

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a

ditch by some stray cows.

The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its

way when it struck my front end.

In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and

had an accident.

And our favorite one, though it pains us just to read it:

I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal

joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.

(I hate it when that happens.)

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