Becoming Jewish...

[A-1 (imported)]

Three couples, one elderly, one middle-aged and one young and newlywed wanted to join a temple. The rabbi said, "We have special requirements for new congregants. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."

The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

The rabbi went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, rabbi. "Congratulations! Welcome to the temple!" said the rabbi.

The rabbi went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the temple!" said the rabbi.

The rabbi then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No rabbi, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What Happened?" inquired the rabbi. "Well, we made it though the first week. But then my wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our temple," stated the rabbi, "We know." said the young man, "We're not welcome at Home Depot anymore either."