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100 %

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 7:49 pm
by Studlover (imported)
What Makes 100%?

Mathematical proof!

What Makes 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100% ?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you

close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the

top.

And look how far butt kissing will take you.

BUTT K I S S I N G

2 21 20 20 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 151%

NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?