You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a

smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends

told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything

that feels good for 36 hours. - Rita Rudner

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy

Liebman

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Bombeck

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. - Sue

Grafton

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not

dumb .... and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton