Shopping Like a Woman
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:30 am
A Husband Shopping Center has opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended the floors.
There was, however, a catch. Once you opened the door to any floor, you
must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't
go back down except to exit the building. So, a couple of girlfriends go to
the shopping center to find husbands.
On the first floor the sign on the door said "These men have jobs and love
kids." The women read the sign and said "Well that's better than not having
jobs not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they go. The second floor sign said "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, say the girls. But, I
wonder what's further ! up?"
The third floor sign read "These men have high! paying jobs, are extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," say the women, "very tempting, but there's more further up."
And so again, they go up. On the fourth floor the sign read "These men have
high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy," said one of the
women. "But just think what must be awaiting us on the top floor?" So up
to the fifth floor they go.
The sign on that door said "There are no husbands on this floor. There is
nothing on this floor. This floor is just to prove that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day."
There was, however, a catch. Once you opened the door to any floor, you
must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't
go back down except to exit the building. So, a couple of girlfriends go to
the shopping center to find husbands.
On the first floor the sign on the door said "These men have jobs and love
kids." The women read the sign and said "Well that's better than not having
jobs not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they go. The second floor sign said "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, say the girls. But, I
wonder what's further ! up?"
The third floor sign read "These men have high! paying jobs, are extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," say the women, "very tempting, but there's more further up."
And so again, they go up. On the fourth floor the sign read "These men have
high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy," said one of the
women. "But just think what must be awaiting us on the top floor?" So up
to the fifth floor they go.
The sign on that door said "There are no husbands on this floor. There is
nothing on this floor. This floor is just to prove that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day."