Say Your Prayers

[Studlover (imported)]

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God

bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was

praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart

attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was

still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy.

Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the

next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the

next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta

ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to

the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he

finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God

you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our

porch this morning!"

[Paolo]

Ooooooooooooooow!

That was a good one!