Texan

[Studlover (imported)]

Here's sum Texan humor. If you don't get it, y'all

don't know wut ya missin'!

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A Texan looked up at the top of a tall building and

discovered a man ready to jump. "Stop," he yelled,

"remember you're someone who has value!"

The man yelled back, "I just lost everything of value

on the stock market!"

"But remember..you're important to your wife," yelled

the Texan.

"She divorced me, the bitch."

"Your children! Remember your children," yelled the

Texan.

"They never call," said the man.

"Then your parents. Remember your parents," yelled

the Texan.

"Dead as doornails," said the man.

"Then 'Remember the Alamo'" yelled the Texan.

What's the Alamo?" inquired the man.

"Jump you yankee son-of-a-b****"