I went to the store the other day and I was inside for only about five

minutes. When I came out of the store a motorcycle cop was writing a

parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how

about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him an idiot. He glared at me and started writing another

ticket for worn tires!

So I called him a horse's tail. He finished the second ticket

and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing

a third

ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him,

the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a

little fun each day. It's important.