When you have an "I hate my job" day try this :

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to

the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal

thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson". Be very sure you get

this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes,

and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during

your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a

sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove

the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that

it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that

comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in

small print there is a statement : "Every rectal thermometer

made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested" . Now close

your ey es and repeat out loud five times : "I am so glad I do

not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson

Company."

Have a nice week and remember, there is always someone with

a worse job than yours.