Jewish Mothers Throughout History!

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent

on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us"

COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER "I don't care what you've discovered, you still

could have written!"

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER "Can't you paint on walls like other

children Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the

ceiling"

NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER "All right, if you aren't hiding your report

card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER "Again with the hat Can't you just wear

a baseball cap like the other kids"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER "The next time I catch you throwing

money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"