INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE CENTER, NORTH ATLANTIC REGION, ANDOVER, MA 05501

TO: All Male Taxpayers

SUBJECT: Increased Tax Payments

DATE: January 3, 2003

The only thing the Internal Revenue Service hasn't taxed is your pecker.

This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around

unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up,

and 10% of the it is employed but operates in a hole. It has only two

dependents and they are both nuts.

Accordingly, after February 1, 2003, your pecker will be taxed based on its

size. Using the "Pecker Checker Scale" below, please determine your

category. Fill in the correct dollar amount under other taxes, page2, part

5, item 6 of your standard 1040 Income Tax Form. And No Cheating!

PECKER CHECKER SCALE

10 - 12 inches....Luxury Tax...$75.00

8 - 10 inches......Pole Tax......$50.00

6 - 8 inches.....Privilege Tax..$25.00

4 - 6 inches.....Nuisance Tax....$5.00

Note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

DO NOT APPLY FOR AN EXTENSION:

Males with pecker's in excess of 12 inches should file under "CAPITAL GAINES!"

Studlover (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2003 5:23 am INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE CENTER, NORTH ATLANTIC REGION, ANDOVER, MA 05501

... The only thing the Internal Revenue Service hasn't taxed is your pecker. ...

and 10% of the it is employed but operates in a hole. ...

PECKER CHECKER SCALE

10 - 12 inches....Luxury Tax...$75.00

8 - 10 inches......Pole Tax......$50.00

6 - 8 inches.....Privilege Tax..$25.00

4 - 6 inches.....Nuisance Tax....$5.00

Note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. ... Males with pecker's in excess of 12 inches should file under "CAPITAL GAINES!" "and 10% of the it is employed but operates in a hole

"

That is a rather over-optimistic estimate. Is there a refund for lack of use?