News of the Weird

[JesusA (imported)]

Samuel Greenbaum, 58, one of five "moyles" in the Detroit area (qualified to conduct the Jewish circumcision ritual), was charged with DUI after being stopped on his way to perform his craft on a boy in West Bloomfield Township. He told police he was en route from another circumcision, at which he might have had a couple of glasses of wine, but felt (despite failing a Breathalyzer test) that he was alert enough to wield the scalpel-like instrument.

Toronto cosmetic surgeon Robert Stubbs, who has a thriving practice in silicone testicle implants for men missing one or both, told the Edmonton Journal that he can now offer special implants for fully testicled men who merely want bigger ones. [To each, his own. ----JA]

[from Funny Times, November 2002, page 15]

[Blaise (imported)]

to know! Krammar turned out to be the one who really loved the baby!