A mosquito cried out in pain:

"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"

The cause of his sorrow

was para-dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane

[paraDichloroDiphenylTrichloroethane is the the full name for DDT]

There once was a man from Iraq,

Who claimed Saddam ruled like he was on crack;

Once rounded up, they took the poor chump,

and the cut of his prick and his sack.

There once was a website for eunuchs

and for others who wanted the 'two snips'

They chatted away but at the end of the day

most of them still had their 'two bits'

We should capture Saddam and BinLaden, give them sex change operations, and send them back to their people. How long do you think that they would survive?

Taliban with no tallywackers...

It has possibilities...

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Limericks to follow after I have a sane moment of creativity...

So_damned_Insane of IRAQ

Thought America would never be back;

I think he should

And I wish he would

GO POUND SOME SAND UP HIS CRACK!!!!

binLauden, an Arab so crass,

Is a son-of-a-bitch of an ass;

He has no religion

He walks like a pigeon

In a fair fight he'd be K.O.'d real fast.

The terrorist a fool dark and dank

Is an idiot who is too old to spank

They can kill every day

They'll NEVER get their way

AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE BANK!

NOTE: (East Bank, West Bank any fuckin' bank that you please!)

The Saudia Arabian royality

Has an obvious problem with loyalty

They need to decide

On whose side they ride

Or we'll chop off those pricks like we're Mohelty!

Note: (Mohel -- a ritual JEWISH circumciser)

Well, enough for now.

If you have any snide remarks please muzzle 'em!

(snicker, snicker, snicker!)

If you chuckle face down in the desert you've made a sand snicker... :tongueout

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(TO Colin .... THERE! How's that for stirring up the old pot? I bet that there are some tight springs now! Better set the thermostat down. We'll save on those fossil fuels for a while now...)