If anyone questions their accuracy, I would suggest the following possible responses:
(look sad and say) : "Cancer is a cruel disease"
say : "I'm tierd of living a lie"
say : "The Leader says we should"
say : "You'd be amazed what you can buy in America!!!"
giggle : "Heh ... wanna find out ????"
say : "Do you think if I was, I'd go about advertising it??!?!"
[They're available from http://www.likeanative.com/eunuch/ (along with other cool merchandise!
