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So you think the EA server has problems?
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2002 10:00 pm
by Andrew (imported)
Re: So you think the EA server has problems?
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 6:20 am
by Paolo
Re: So you think the EA server has problems?
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 7:25 pm
by BossTamsin (imported)
Bwahahahahaha.
I liked that one. Reminds me of Marvin.
A very good page.
Re: So you think the EA server has problems?
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2002 5:49 am
by Andrew (imported)
Re: So you think the EA server has problems?
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 6:01 pm
by Dave (imported)
It sounds like Marvin the paranoid Android the the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
I like it, it's funny!!!
As I recall, Marvin also had a problem with automatic doors feeling smug and self-satisfied.
And more, I recall Zaphod Beeblebrox's two head agreeing that Marvin was one seriously depressed robot.
As they say: so long and thanks for all the fish!
Dave
Re: So you think the EA server has problems?
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 7:40 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
Re: So you think the EA server has problems?
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 11:35 pm
by Got2 (imported)
Um,
What's a modem?
Re: So you think the EA server has problems?
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 1:42 pm
by kb57z (imported)
Originally asked by Got2
Um,
What's a modem?
It's what is used to plug a computer into a telephone line. Depending on your point of view, it could be regarded as the analogue for data transfer in a computing context to certain pieces of equipment which are extensively discussed here are for gamete transfer in a reproductive context.
The analogy holds further in that both technologies are prone to the inadvertent download of unpleasant infections into the user's own system. Many users are understandably somewhat ambivalent about the advantages of the arrangement and seriously consider having the device removed.
Do you want to have your modem disconnected?
Re: So you think the EA server has problems?
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 3:35 pm
by antonia (imported)
kb57z (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2002 1:42 pm
It's what is used to plug a computer into a telephone line. Depending on your point of view, it could be regarded as the analogue for data transfer in a computing context to certain pieces of equipment which are extensively discussed here are for gamete transfer in a reproductive context.
The analogy holds further in that both technologies are prone to the inadvertent download of unpleasant infections into the user's own system. Many users are understandably somewhat ambivalent about the advantages of the arrangement and seriously consider having the device removed.
Do you want to have your modem disconnected?
I would suggest you cut the damn thing off before you get any infection or even cause some kind of reproduction!
Re: So you think the EA server has problems?
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 4:49 pm
by Mac (imported)
antonia (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2002 3:35 pm
I would suggest you cut the damn thing off before you get any infection or even cause some kind of reproduction!
Great suggestion Antonia. Do you have any suggestions as to how he should do it?