How Texans Think!

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IT'S OLD BUT I STILL LIKE IT!

A man walked into a cowboy bar near Waco, TX and ordered a beer just as

former President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he

looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's

ass I've ever seen. "A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up,

walked over to him, and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was

finishing his beer, Hillary Clinton appeared on the television. "She's a

horse's ass too," the man said. This time, a customer at the other end of

the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him and knocked him flat. The man

said, climbing back up to the bar,"This must be Clinton country!"

"Nope,........." the bartender replied, "Horse country!"