NEVER TRY TO OUTSMART A WOMAN

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to

go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of

his friends. We'll be gone for a week."

"This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've

been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set

out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by

the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk panamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she

does exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking

good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But

why didn't you pack my new blue silk panamas like I asked you to

do?"

The wife replies "I did, they were in your tackle box."

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