Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.

On his second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, an Army dentist pulled several of his teeth.

On his third day, he was issued an athletic supporter. The Army is still looking for him.

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