Suspicions Confirmed

Three psychologists ran a clever experiment to determine whether men with small penises really preferred faster cars than those with normal size or larger penises. They did!

Richardson DC, Devlin JT & Hogan JS (2023). Small Penises and Fast Cars: Evidence for a Psychological Link. PsyArXiv (preprint ahead of publication): https://doi.org/10.31234/osf.io/uy7ph (https://doi.org/10.31234/osf.io/uy7ph) or, download free from: https://psyarxiv.com/uy7ph/ (https://psyarxiv.com/uy7ph/)

I cruise Charleston on a scooter

When I was 8.5 inches, I drove a Ferrari. Now implanted and smaller and drive a Subaru. I rather get back the Ferrari than the size!