I have this...

[WheelyCurious]

One day kindergarten age Suzie was playing and got approached by Bobby, another kindergartner. Bobby drops his pants, wiggles his :dong:and proudly announces "I have this". Suzie screams and runs home crying, where her mother asks her why she is so upset. Suzie explains, and her mother bends down and whispers in her ear for a moment. Whet she said made Suzie very happy and stopped her crying

The next day Bobby comes up to her and does a repeat performance... Suzie just smiles at him, lifts her skirt and says, "Thats OK, I have THIS, and my mommy tells me that when I grow up, THIS will get me all of THOSE I want!"

WheelyCurious