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Fell on a shell
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:54 am
by Arab Nights (imported)
Sounds like accounting has a code for this -
Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say (msn.com)
A man presented at an emergency room in Gloucester, England, with a "munition in his rectum," police say.
Doctors removed the World War II artillery shell from inside of him.
Bomb disposal experts confirmed that the shell was "not live," per a police statement.
Bomb disposal experts were called to a hospital in Gloucester, England after a man told doctors that there was a World War II anti-tank shell lodged inside of him, authorities said.
The Explosive Ordnance Disposal team (EOD) arrived at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Wednesday morning after hearing that "a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum," a spokesperson for Gloucestershire Constabulary told Insider.
The item had already been removed by doctors by the time the bomb squad arrived, the spokesperson added, and the EOD confirmed that the shell was "not live" and "therefore not a danger to the public."
The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell.
In a statement sent to Insider, Gloucestershire Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust said: "As with any incident involving munitions, the relevant safety protocols were followed to ensure that there was no risk to patients, staff, or visitors at any time."
The British newspaper Metro reported that procedures to remove objects from patients' rectums cost the National Health Service (NHS) around £340,000 ($450,000) a year.
Re: Fell on a shell
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 5:13 am
by Valery_V (imported)
A source told The Sun, "The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff.
He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it — and it went up his a**e.
He was in a considerable amount of pain. I think he collected military memorabilia."
https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/a ... tum/837748
Re: Fell on a shell
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:19 am
by Valery_V (imported)
Arab Nights (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:54 am
Sounds like accounting has a code for this -
Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say (msn.com)
• A man presented at an emergency room in Gloucester, England, with a "munition in his rectum," police say.
• Doctors removed the World War II artillery shell from inside of him.
Bomb disposal experts confirmed that the shell was "not live," per a police statement.
Bomb disposal experts were called to a hospital in Gloucester, England after a man told doctors that there was a World War II anti-tank shell lodged inside of him, authorities said.
The Explosive Ordnance Disposal team (EOD) arrived at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Wednesday morning after hearing that "a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum," a spokesperson for Gloucestershire Constabulary told Insider.
The item had already been removed by doctors by the time the bomb squad arrived, the spokesperson added, and the EOD confirmed that the shell was "not live" and "therefore not a danger to the public."
The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell.
In a statement sent to Insider, Gloucestershire Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust said: "As with any incident involving munitions, the relevant safety protocols were followed to ensure that there was no risk to patients, staff, or visitors at any time."
The British newspaper Metro reported that procedures to remove objects from patients' rectums cost the National Health Service (NHS) around £340,000 ($450,000) a year.
Thank God the shell was "not live"
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Re: Fell on a shell
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 2:52 pm
by Losethem (imported)
Valery_V (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 5:13 am
A source told The Sun, "The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff.
He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it — and it went up his a**e.
"
Dear society,
You never slip and have something accidentally go up your a**e.
Sincerely,
A&E/ER doctors all over the world
Re: Fell on a shell
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:27 pm
by talula
This is very wise.
Losethem (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 2:52 pm
Dear society,
You never slip and have something accidentally go up your a**e.
Sincerely,
A&E/ER doctors all over the world
Re: Fell on a shell
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 9:59 pm
by jman0001 (imported)
Losethem (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 2:52 pm
Dear society,
You never slip and have something accidentally go up your a**e.
Sincerely,
A&E/ER doctors all over the world
If the pretense gets people to actually go to the hospital instead of not going, taking care it of themselves, or waiting a dangerous amount of time, then I'm all for the fiction. A&E/ER doctors of the world, you do a great service by nodding along every time you hear it.
Re: Fell on a shell
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 4:44 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
Losethem (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 2:52 pm
Dear society,
You never slip and have something accidentally go up your a**e.
Sincerely,
A&E/ER doctors all over the world
A girl slipped and fell over Ranger one time. I think she still walks side to side. Unlike the munition in this story, his rounds were still live.
Re: Fell on a shell
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:51 am
by Losethem (imported)
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 06, 2021 4:44 am
A girl slipped and fell over Ranger one time. I think she still walks side to side. Unlike the munition in this story, his rounds were still live.
She walks side to side because she broke her ankle when she fell. I'm seriously doubting Ranger, or anything else, accidentally went up her a**e.
Now if Ranger is feeling lonely, and needs an a**e without a cock attached to keep warm with, I'm sure there is more than one nullo around here willing to take on the task.
Re: Fell on a shell
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:54 am
by Losethem (imported)
jman0001 (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 9:59 pm
If the pretense gets people to actually go to the hospital instead of not going, taking care it of themselves, or waiting a dangerous amount of time, then I'm all for the fiction. A&E/ER doctors of the world, you do a great service by nodding along every time you hear it.
I'm secure enough in myself and my sexuality I think I'd be o.k. with telling the doctors that my exploration went a bit awry, and I need help. Still, I don't think I'd be trying to force an artillery shell up my a**e. However, I can think of many more things that might be enjoyable for such exploration which offer safer outcomes.
Re: Fell on a shell
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2021 11:35 am
by Arab Nights (imported)
Losethem (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:54 am
However, I can think of many more things that might be enjoyable
A flame thrower?