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Stupid Chat Questions to those of us who have been castrated or nullified
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 6:21 pm
by Losethem (imported)
I thought I'd start a thread on the stupid questions we modified men have gotten in the EA Chat Room. I'd be curious what stupid eunuch questions you've received in the chat room, or elsewhere, about your modified body. This ought to be a good read. I'll start below.
These are just from the first 15 minutes tonight, using a name in the chat which identifies me as a nullo:
Q: You're really nullified?
A: Um... Yes, that's what the name says
Q: It was surgically removed?
A: Yes, it didn't just fall off, nor did Scotty beam it off my body.
Q: As in cut off?
A: Well, it didn't just leap off my body and run away.
Q: Do you have a urethral reroute?
A: Since the urine in an unmodified male comes out of a male body at the end of the penis through the hole in the glans... Yes, it should go without saying that I've had a urethral re-route since that part of my body has been amputated. I no longer have a penis, so the urine doesn't just teleport out of my body and start a stream about 5 inches from my crotch, in the place in the air where my dick would end if I still had it.
Q: Do you have to sit to pee?
A: No. I stand on my head over the toilet, and just wait for the urine to reverse itself and come out of my mouth.
My answers were not quite this flippant, but I get these questions so often I've been tempted to give these kinds of answers.
Re: Stupid Chat Questions to those of us who have been castrated or nullified
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 7:13 pm
by Alleycat (imported)
LOL at this. Hey if somebody is asking such dumbass questions, then it's more than reasonably for you to give them smartass answers. Nicely done.
Re: Stupid Chat Questions to those of us who have been castrated or nullified
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 7:23 pm
by jamiepan (imported)
I can well imagine your frustration with dumb questions.
I would imagine, though, that most people (or at least, I) would ask the urethral reroute question because to not do so would imply peeing from the center of the penis base.... versus a re-routed exit down much lower, to avoid the last dribbles just sort of drooling out and down your skin where your balls were.
That is, no reroute = peeing straight out and ending messily with no way to aim, vs. reroute = cleaner finishing and easier use of a toilet when sitting.
Damnit... I bet this post looks idiotic, but I'm a-leavin' it. I mean no offense, my dude, just, I think that one question may be more innocently logical than you feel
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Re: Stupid Chat Questions to those of us who have been castrated or nullified
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2021 3:00 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
I would ask if you were allowed to keep it after your surgery, which I already know is a stupid question.
I've been on the receiving end of LT's wit before. I kinda like it.
Re: Stupid Chat Questions to those of us who have been castrated or nullified
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2021 5:53 am
by TopManFL (imported)
Welcome to chat.
I bought a new computer a few months back and have not logged into chat since then. My IRC client's settings did not migrate over - which means I don't have chat logs. Chat logs are God sent for figuring out quickly how previous chats have gone.
Long ago I realized that chat was 90% fantasy, 102% insanity, 60% connecting with friends, and 100% very important to this group because its nature is between the fiction section and the forum.
When I log in as TopManFl, the Top has can bring on many assumptions. The worst is that I am a cutter. I quickly state that only a medical doctor, one that went to medical school and passed, one that has a license to practice medicine, and one trained in urology should ever perform a castration or nullification. Sometimes that ends the PVT chat. But, most of the time it's an opportunity to move closer to the realm of reality.
I need to log on to chat soon just to keep my registered nic. Although I do recommend that frequent chat users have a registered nic, it needs to be done correctly and you don't want to lock yourself out of chat as most IRC hosts only give you a short period to enter your password.
TMFL
Re: Stupid Chat Questions to those of us who have been castrated or nullified
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2021 9:17 am
by Losethem (imported)
TopManFL (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 5:53 am
Long ago I realized that chat was 90% fantasy, 102% insanity, 60% connecting with friends, and 100% very important to this group because its nature is between the fiction section and the forum.
352% is a quite impressive partition of how the chat room normally functions.
I think I can see the reroute point Jamiepan brought up... Still, I consider any place that is not the routine terminus of the urethra in a person AMAB, specifically the end of the penis in the glans, to be a reroute. The dumb questions... things which should be rather obvious to anyone are the kind I'm talking about. Some routine questions I get are actually worthwhile to the other person to ask... they are truly curious. I guess it comes down to how they ask the questions, if I'm honest.
I get the whole chat is 90% fantasy bit. It's helpful when folks engage people who are modified and are in the chat, to engage us as people first. We'll be more likely to indulge the other person's fantasy life should you do so. Think of it this way, acknowledge our humanity first, then perhaps we'll be o.k. to come out and play.
As far as this thread, and I'm dating myself here, I see it as a sort of David Letterman Stupid Pet Tricks or Top Ten List, but using the questions we modified people get in chat. I do intend it to be one part informative, and one part fun. I'm not wanting it to be all that serious.
Re: Stupid Chat Questions to those of us who have been castrated or nullified
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2021 6:54 pm
by The Maintaner (imported)
Losethem (imported) wrote: Fri Jun 04, 2021 6:21 pm
I thought I'd start a thread on the stupid questions we modified men have gotten in the EA Chat Room. I'd be curious what stupid eunuch questions you've received in the chat room, or elsewhere, about your modified body. This ought to be a good read. I'll start below.
These are just from the first 15 minutes tonight, using a name in the chat which identifies me as a nullo:
Q: You're really nullified?
A: Um... Yes, that's what the name says
Q: It was surgically removed?
A: Yes, it didn't just fall off, nor did Scotty beam it off my body.
Q: As in cut off?
A: Well, it didn't just leap off my body and run away.
Q: Do you have a urethral reroute?
A: Since the urine in an unmodified male comes out of a male body at the end of the penis through the hole in the glans... Yes, it should go without saying that I've had a urethral re-route since that part of my body has been amputated. I no longer have a penis, so the urine doesn't just teleport out of my body and start a stream about 5 inches from my crotch, in the place in the air where my dick would end if I still had it.
Q: Do you have to sit to pee?
A: No. I stand on my head over the toilet, and just wait for the urine to reverse itself and come out of my mouth.
My answers were not quite this flippant, but I get these questions so often I've been tempted to give these kinds of answers.
:-\ Losemthem There are no stupid questions only repetitive ones becaues if one dose not know one asks questoins;) Ernie of Maine
Re: Stupid Chat Questions to those of us who have been castrated or nullified
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2021 8:53 pm
by Paolo
Losethem (imported) wrote: Fri Jun 04, 2021 6:21 pm
Q: It was surgically removed?
A: Yes, it didn't just fall off, nor did Scotty beam it off my body.
Q: As in cut off?
A: Well, it didn't just leap off my body and run away.
These conjure up some vivid mental images. There's a story in there somewhere.
"Beam me up, Scotty!"
Re: Stupid Chat Questions to those of us who have been castrated or nullified
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2021 9:07 pm
by Valery_V (imported)
Paolo wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 8:53 pm
These conjure up some vivid mental images. There's a story in there somewhere.
"Beam me up, Scotty!"
I always admire the wit and competence of the esteemed Mr. Losethem.
Re: Stupid Chat Questions to those of us who have been castrated or nullified
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2021 4:47 am
by eunuchorn3 (imported)
I would have asked: if your scrotum was removed what do you scratch in the morning?