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This One's for Roger and his Fans

Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 5:35 pm
by Paolo
Clicky: An interesting tool to use... : SuddenlyGay (reddit.com) (https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/co ... ol_to_use/)

You see, it has multiple uses.

Re: This One's for Roger and his Fans

Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 5:41 pm
by TopManFL (imported)
Paolo wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 5:35 pm Clicky: An interesting tool to use... : SuddenlyGay (reddit.com) (https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/co ... ol_to_use/)

You see, it has multiple uses.

It is true. This is a brief history of 1837 from the google:

"The economic Panic of 1837 led to widespread unemployment, economic depression, devaluing of cotton and paper money, and bank and financial failures. President Van Buren blamed the crisis on the easy availability of credit and rampant speculation."

Ranger has existed forever and only blesses the more worthy. Without Ranger's invention of the plough, the entire world would have starved.

Always glad to help.

TMFL

Re: This One's for Roger and his Fans

Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 10:04 pm
by Valery_V (imported)
TopManFL (imported) wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 5:41 pm It is true. This is a brief history of 1837 from the google:

"The economic Panic of 1837 led to widespread unemployment, economic depression, devaluing of cotton and paper money, and bank and financial failures. President Van Buren blamed the crisis on the easy availability of credit and rampant speculation."

Ranger has existed forever and only blesses the more worthy. Without Ranger's invention of the plough, the entire world would have starved.

Always glad to help.

TMFL

In the historical saga "The Boys of Blue Creek" the unemployment during later period, in 1930 is considered (even in 100 years the problem with tools all still remained current).

Re: This One's for Roger and his Fans

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 6:14 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
Paolo wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 5:35 pm Clicky: An interesting tool to use... : SuddenlyGay (reddit.com) (https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/co ... ol_to_use/)

You see, it has multiple uses.

I’m still finding new uses everyday. Never thought about this tho!! Y’all can give me ideas if you want! I’ve had chicks use it to press elevator buttons, once with a total stranger standing by.

Btw I had to Google “cock as a plow” to find the image everyone was talking about because the image was already removed from Reddit for some reason

Re: This One's for Roger and his Fans

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 8:34 am
by fhunter
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 6:14 am Btw I had to Google “cock as a plow” to find the image everyone was talking about because the image was already removed from Reddit for some reason

Internet remembers: http://web.archive.org/web/202105171600 ... aepz61.jpg

Re: This One's for Roger and his Fans

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 9:19 am
by TopManFL (imported)
Rog,

I do have a very important question. But, first, because you might not have been a fan of the original StarTrek series.

There was an episode where Captain Kirk and Spock had a transporter accident and ended up in an alternative universe where the Federation was evil. Everything looked the same - except "Evil Spock" had a goatee.

So, I think the question begs itself. Are you "Evil Rog"?

TMFL

Re: This One's for Roger and his Fans

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 11:29 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
Rog,
TopManFL (imported) wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 9:19 am I do have a very important question. But, first, because you might not have been a fan of the original StarTrek series.

There was an episode where Captain Kirk and Spock had a transporter accident and ended up in an alternative universe where the Federation was evil. Everything looked the same - except "Evil Spock" had a goatee.

So, I think the question begs itself. Are you "Evil Rog"?

TMFL

TMFL, I’m super chill and a really decent guy as most will testify.

Ranger, on the other hand, is a handful.

Re: This One's for Roger and his Fans

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 6:18 pm
by TopManFL (imported)
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 11:29 am TMFL, I’m super chill and a really decent guy as most will testify.

Ranger, on the other hand, is a handful.

Rog,

The question was more are you a Rog from an alternate evil universe - but, the answer was good.

Does Ranger have a goatee too?

Always glad go to help,

TMFL

Re: This One's for Roger and his Fans

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 6:07 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
Rog,
TopManFL (imported) wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 6:18 pm The question was more are you a Rog from an alternate evil universe - but, the answer was good.

Does Ranger have a goatee too?

Always glad go to help,

TMFL

Oh yeah, in that case I'm 100% Rog from an alternate evil universe. Not sure how long before I'm missed tho, they're prolly looking for me already.

Ranger has stubble. He prefers to maintain a 5 o'clock shadow.

Today is one of those horny days that has me wishing it were possible to band him and toss him in my drawer, or maybe the oven on 125 to keep him warm. I hate days like today when everything is so hypersexual to me. There's a decent size hole in the wall with a rag stuffed in it that's actually starting to look really tempting again. Like what might I be exposing Ranger to if I just pull out that rag and stuff him in there. Will some bugs find him? Is there maybe a mouse or a rat that would start working on him... I wish there were a goblin in the wall that could "take him" from me, and I'd never know what happened to him. I can't help it but I think of the sickest stuff when I get like this. Gotta rub one out I guess and start the day.

Why can't cock stealing goblins or faeries be a real thing? Come take Ranger for your own uses please.

Re: This One's for Roger and his Fans

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 2:17 pm
by Paolo
The Roger from the Mirror Universe would likely have a micro penis.