Subject: Wise Farmer

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large

pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe

courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it was

built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he

hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond,

he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw

it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the

women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you

leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim

or make you get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligators."

Old age & treachery will triumph over youth & skill!