Has anyone else ever had a gf or I guess boyfriend dress their dick in doll clothes and put lipstick on its lips, and rename it Mandy?! Asking for a friend.

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:14 am Has anyone else ever had a gf or I guess boyfriend dress their dick in doll clothes and put lipstick on its lips, and rename it Mandy?! Asking for a friend.

Dear Rog's Friend,

I had no idea they made doll clothes big enough for Ranger. Maybe you are sewing them yourself? As far as the name Mandy goes, it makes perfect sense. That way you can give a Handy Randy to Mandy.

Hope that Helped.

TopManFL (imported) wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:57 pm Dear Rog's Friend,

I had no idea they made doll clothes big enough for Ranger. Maybe you are sewing them yourself? As far as the name Mandy goes, it makes perfect sense. That way you can give a Handy Randy to Mandy.

Hope that Helped.

It was both somewhat erotic and emasculating at the same time. And the back of my mind I could only think what if this chick actually slices Ranger while he's dressed like this? All my pre made a bit of a mess with the lipstick though.

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:29 am It was both somewhat erotic and emasculating at the same time. And the back of my mind I could only think what if this chick actually slices Ranger while he's dressed like this? All my pre made a bit of a mess with the lipstick though.

I mean if this happened to me. Which it did not.

Those women never got to play with Barbie s neutered Ken doll s famously missing sex organs as girls. You are a fine substitute for them as grown women. ! All those women looking for Ken s missing manhood all those years.

Why does Barbie always have such red and sore breasts ?

Because G. I. Joe has kung foo grip.

Why is Ken a nullo ?

Because G.I. Joe cuckholds Ken and Joe grew up castrating livestock.

Reminds me of the Scotsman who got drunk and fell asleep next to the road. Two passing women spied him and, always wondering what a Scot wore under his kilt, they decided to find out if the rumors were true. Sure enough just as they had heard the fellow wore noting. As a lark they tied a yellow ribbon around his dick.

When he awoke he looked at his penis and exclaimed: "I don't know what you've been up to my wee friend, but obviously you won first prize"!

A song was also written about this.