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Dick in a banana slicer
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 8:35 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
I dunno who the dude is but his TikTok post seems appropriate for our EA crew
https://www.tiktok.com/@lucas_.hall/vid ... 8771891461
:dong:
Re: Dick in a banana slicer
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:32 pm
by Valery_V (imported)
The best possible image to send in response to dick-pics
https://imgur.com/gallery/m6EOqSy
Re: Dick in a banana slicer
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 5:20 pm
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
Re: Dick in a banana slicer
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 6:56 pm
by Losethem (imported)
This one will always have a different view (
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live ... ox/3505985) in this place than the creators intended.
At least as interesting as a dick in a banana slicer, and I bet it's Ranger's favorite song.
Re: Dick in a banana slicer
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2021 7:44 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
LOLOL that shit is too funny. I wanna do this so bad now. Who can I use it on?!
Re: Dick in a banana slicer
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 1:56 pm
by TopManFL (imported)
TV Commercial Break During "Naked Dating with Super Hung Dicks and the Guys That They Own"
Annoncer: "So, Call the Number on Your Screen for Your Free Estimate.
Young Couple Appears on Screen:
Her: "Roger, did you see this ad for the Slice 'O Matic?"
Him: "What's it do?"
Her: "Says it can slice, dice, mash and even make julian fries from a potato or banana."
Him: "What the hell are julian fries?"
Her: "Let's order one and find out, OK?"
Him: "Yeah, of course."
--- Later ---
Him: "That really hurt! I mean why did you make julian fries out of my dick."
Her: "Don't be so dramatic. I only used half your dick."
Him" "Thank God!"
Her: "I want to find out what 'cross cut' fries are next."
Him: "Of course you do."
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Re: Dick in a banana slicer
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 4:06 pm
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
TopManFL (imported) wrote: Sun Mar 21, 2021 1:56 pm
TV Commercial Break During "Naked Dating with Super Hung Dicks and the Guys That They Own"
Annoncer: "So, Call the Number on Your Screen for Your Free Estimate.
Young Couple Appears on Screen:
Her: "Roger, did you see this ad for the Slice 'O Matic?"
Him: "What's it do?"
Her: "Says it can slice, dice, mash and even make julian fries from a potato or banana."
Him: "What the hell are julian fries?"
Her: "Let's order one and find out, OK?"
Him: "Yeah, of course."
--- Later ---
Him: "That really hurt! I mean why did you make julian fries out of my dick."
Her: "Don't be so dramatic. I only used half your dick."
Him" "Thank God!"
Her: "I want to find out what 'cross cut' fries are next."
Him: "Of course you do."
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I got a boner now.
Re: Dick in a banana slicer
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 4:16 pm
by Paolo
Reddit Link: dontputyourdickinthat (reddit.com) (
https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/)
Have fun, Roger.
:dong: