DON'T BUY THIS!

Amazon is obviously anti-eunuch!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06WVSFYVZ

Kinda funny, however.

TopManFL (imported) wrote: Fri Jul 31, 2020 2:56 pm DON'T BUY THIS!

Amazon is obviously anti-eunuch!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06WVSFYVZ

Kinda funny, however.

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I've heard of them. I wanna model their products

I think the ball deodorant might be wasted on a few of us here.

Finally products openly designed to take care of men s balls ! Retail is finally admitting that men have balls ! A formerly unadmitted fact. Progress !

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:38 am I've heard of them. I wanna model their products

Send them a portfolio of photos of you modeling their products. Maybe they will love your idea. You certainly have some model worthy sex organs.

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:38 am I've heard of them. I wanna model their products

Announcer: "Here to tell us more are Roger's Balls!"

Roger's Balls: "We don't really have to tell you about CROP CLEANSER, CROP PRESERVER, and CROP REVIVER from MANSCAPED®, just look at how perfectly cropped we are."

Announcer: "How are you both feeling after your first use of MANSCAPED® ?"

Roger's Right Ball: "Fresh, moisturized and reinvigorated."

Roger's Left Ball: "What the hell is 'reinvigorated'?"

Roger's Right Ball: "Oh, and we have optimum PH levels for hydration control throughout the day."

Roger's Left Ball: "Bullshit! I just feel naked! Denuded I tell you! It's embarrassing as hell being all waxy smooth. I want my side to have hair again!"

Roger's Right Ball: "Umm, and our manhood is silky smooth to maintain all-day freshness."

Roger's Left Ball: "Hey, over here! Left Balls Matter! I want to be heard! Pay attention! OMFG, I'm on TV all bare and shaved down. I can't do this!"

Announcer: "And now, back to our program."

Director: "And we're off! What the hell was that all about? You two nuts were supposed to be together on this!"

Roger: "I can still cash the check, right?"

LOL Great writing and iimagination

TopManFL (imported) wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:06 am Announcer: "Here to tell us more are Roger's Balls!"

Roger's Balls: "We don't really have to tell you about CROP CLEANSER, CROP PRESERVER, and CROP REVIVER from MANSCAPED®, just look at how perfectly cropped we are."

Announcer: "How are you both feeling after your first use of MANSCAPED® ?"

Roger's Right Ball: "Fresh, moisturized and reinvigorated."

Roger's Left Ball: "What the hell is 'reinvigorated'?"

Roger's Right Ball: "Oh, and we have optimum PH levels for hydration control throughout the day."

Roger's Left Ball: "Bullshit! I just feel naked! Denuded I tell you! It's embarrassing as hell being all waxy smooth. I want my side to have hair again!"

Roger's Right Ball: "Umm, and our manhood is silky smooth to maintain all-day freshness."

Roger's Left Ball: "Hey, over here! Left Balls Matter! I want to be heard! Pay attention! OMFG, I'm on TV all bare and shaved down. I can't do this!"

Announcer: "And now, back to our program."

Director: "And we're off! What the hell was that all about? You two nuts were supposed to be together on this!"

Roger: "I can still cash the check, right?"

Haha! My balls giving an interview?! Classic! LOLOL

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2020 3:00 pm Haha! My balls giving an interview?! Classic! LOLOL

On the swim team, Roger could only shave half his scrotum because the left ball was such a wimp about it. But, he kept winning. So, the other team members all started only shaving half their scrotums. Nonetheless, Rog would win and his team members would lose. Coach was beside himself. All their practice times were far better than their times during meets.

With urgent abandon Coach wanted all the details, what razors did Rog use, what shaving cream, did Rog shave in the shower, did he shave the morning of or the night before? Nothing recreated the half-shaven scrotum wins for Rog's teammates and never could. Turns out Rog was just a better swimmer.

Amazon making money off straight men who worry about having musky man sweat on their hairy ball sacks. Retailers will make money off any insecurities. Most gay men enjoy man musk smelling balls or they just carry their men into the shower to scrub their men s balls to smell like soap if they prefer soapy smelling balls lol. So this is mainly a product for str8 men to buy.