rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Tue Jul 21, 2020 12:05 pm
I'm seeking the valued surveyed responses of our EA community for the following important survey:
Q: Has Justin Bieber ever tasted his precum?
I'm offering bonuses for answering these additional questions:
- His own cum?
- At what age?
Don't ask the reason for the survey.
Yes, and I have a very reliable source that tells me both exactly how it happened and what he does now.
Justin (as he was known at the age of 14) had just matured enough to make precum.
He'd heard about beating off, cum, and precum because Canada is so cold, they teach their children about sexual reproduction. Yes, because Canada is so cold is the reason they teach sex ed in school - because cold people snuggle more and snuggling is a tool of the devil.
His best friend Homer (it's a very common Canadian name for boys) told him all about precum while they were snuggling under a blanket in Homer's bedroom. It was a very dark winter night and all the adults had gone to bed. Justin, being a bold sorta twink, came right out and asked if Homer understood about precum.
Homer tried to object but, Justin wasn't letting him demur. At last, with great reluctance, Homo (as his friends "affectionately" called him), showed Justin how to make precum. He said, "all you have to do is wiggle this thing aboot and then work it right here like this, eh?"
Justin tried it and Homo was right, precum oozed out. Since Homo had been showing him how, he also was making precum. Homo said, "see, it tastes kinda good, and Homo dipped his finger into his own precum and put it on his own tongue. Justin was curious and decided to taste his own. Homo was right, it just tasted like salty goop. "Not so bad, eh?," Homo muttered.
Rarely shy, Justin blushed all over and asked, "I've heard it's good to suck precum from another guy." Homer smiled and said, "well, geez, I did it once and it was kinda okay, I guess. Do you want to try it, eh?"
There wasn't even a moment of hesitation and Justin said, "if you want to."
Homo smiled so wide it almost met in the back of his head. "You wanna go first, Justin?"
"No, Homo, you can go first."
Homer started slowly licked, then passion - a real craving for precum - overtook Homo and he started to suck all of Justin's precum as hard as he could. Justin was surprised because it kinda felt good but, still odd.
Then Homo looked at Justin and said, "fair is fair, you need to taste mine, eh?" Just leaned over and licked. It tasted like honey mixed with mana from heaven. it was at that moment that Justin realized he was a total horn dawg for precum and would never get enough in his entire life.
When Justin was done, he grinned and quipped, "wow, that is amazing stuff! I could make a meal of it."
They held each other tight in their arms and fell asleep. It was years later that Justin realized that precum doesn't cum out of the nose. Yet that night was magic for the Bieb and changed his life in so many ways. To this day it is the only way he will eat precum.
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