Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I

looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new

Mustang doing 65 >miles per hour with her face up next to

her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away

for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out

of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to

straighten out the car using my knees against the steering

wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell

into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big

Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and disconnected

an important call.

Well we KNOW it had to be a joke, it sure didnt' burn RW's twins unless they were in the console and coffee splashed onto them in the jar when the lid was off.

Robby and Paolo

Sometimes the comments from the joke are as funny or funnier then the joke. This was surly one of those.

Thanks guys for the good laugh I got.