My oldest joke

[Dave (imported)]

A man goes into the bar, orders a beer, and sits near the piano player. The Piano Player, a well-renowned animal lover has a tiny monkey on a leash that bounces around as he plays standards and oldies

Suddenly, the monkey comes over to the man and pees in his beer.

The man waits until the end of the song, goes to the Piano Player, and says: “Do you know that monkey just peed in my beer!”

And the Piano Player says: “No, but if you hum a few bars I’ll fake it…”