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Costume party
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:29 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
I went to a costume party dressed as an egg and I met a girl dressed as a chicken.
I said to her "So are we going to find out, or what?"
Hoping this gets @Daves approval. It would mean the world to me.
Re: Costume party
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:47 am
by TopManFL (imported)
Rog,
With that tongue of yours, something tells me you would make her cum at least three or four times while waiting to ride the big wave to shore. Then, you'd put on an XXXXXXL Super Magnum Premium Platinum Superman love glove and then surf both of you home on that the biggest surfboard she'd ever ridden.
The real answer to "which came first the chicken of the egg" depends on if you believe in the Law of Evolution or Creationism.
The Laws of Evolution say the egg came first. Creationism says the chicken came first. I say, just make sure you have a coupon when you go to KFC because it's damned tasty but, expensive.
Re: Costume party
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:17 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
Rog,
TopManFL (imported) wrote: Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:47 am
With that tongue of yours, something tells me you would make her cum at least three or four times while waiting to ride the big wave to shore. Then, you'd put on an XXXXXXL Super Magnum Premium Platinum Superman love glove and then surf both of you home on that the biggest surfboard she'd ever ridden.
The real answer to "which came first the chicken of the egg" depends on if you believe in the Law of Evolution or Creationism.
The Laws of Evolution say the egg came first. Creationism says the chicken came first. I say, just make sure you have a coupon when you go to KFC because it's damned tasty but, expensive.
You have a way with words my dude and thanks for all the huge props!! I guess I do OK with the ladies
Re: Costume party
Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 1:11 am
by foxytaur (imported)
TopManFL (imported) wrote: Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:47 am
The Laws of Evolution say the egg came first. Creationism says the chicken came first. I say, just make sure you have a coupon when you go to KFC because it's damned tasty but, expensive.
Surprised no one brought up Chik-Fil-A or popeyes, to me its all the same. I think the true sin is running out of taters and gravvy on the sides. And gotta have Dr Pepper too.
See reading this post made me hungry now
Re: Costume party
Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 7:16 pm
by cutnbulls2ox (imported)
Statistically most men can reach their orgasms faster than most women can. So, I m guessing you d win in a fastest ability to orgasm contest. But in a how long can you hold off your orgasm contest, that s an individual skill that either sex can master.
I d say you d both need to try out both kinds of contests and do it for as many times as your baseball bat can reload and get hard enough to play another round. Young as you are, your reloading ability would come in handy and be tested to your limits. Her size limits, cervical toughness, and stamina limits would surely be tested by you !
What did she say to your offer ? Was it, Let s see if I can fit you back into where I laid you from ? Or something better ?
Costumes let the wearers engage in anonymous fun that they might not be willing try if they weren t so anonymous.
Lucky for you they make Magnum XL condom sizes now. Years ago only the natural sheepskin condoms fit extra large width or length dicks. They stunk like a toxic chemical mix, went on cold and felt so slimey, fit cocks like a big plastic bag with a rubber band sewn on one end, and women asked, You think you re gonna put that stinky thing inside of me ?
Re: Costume party
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:02 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
cutnbulls2ox (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 7:16 pm
Statistically most men can reach their orgasms faster than most women can. So, I m guessing you d win in a fastest ability to orgasm contest. But in a how long can you hold off your orgasm contest, that s an individual skill that either sex can master.
I d say you d both need to try out both kinds of contests and do it for as many times as your baseball bat can reload and get hard enough to play another round. Young as you are, your reloading ability would come in handy and be tested to your limits. Her size limits, cervical toughness, and stamina limits would surely be tested by you !
What did she say to your offer ? Was it, Let s see if I can fit you back into where I laid you from ? Or something better ?
Costumes let the wearers engage in anonymous fun that they might not be willing try if they weren t so anonymous.
Lucky for you they make Magnum XL condom sizes now. Years ago only the natural sheepskin condoms fit extra large width or length dicks. They stunk like a toxic chemical mix, went on cold and felt so slimey, fit cocks like a big plastic bag with a rubber band sewn on one end, and women asked, You think you re gonna put that stinky thing inside of me ?
LOLOL it was just a joke! But I like the way you think haha