Dave takes a watery crap on AQUAMAN (2018)
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:40 am
Dave takes a watery crap on AQUAMAN (2018)
145 minutes of astoundingly magnificent CGI, a couple bored actors, a complicated and contrived plot, IN OTHER WORDS - a superhero origin movie.
#1: Do we need ANOTHER superhero origin movie? Aw hell no! From the first days of the HULK origin that took three movies to yank that Green Pharte out of the rectums of Hollywood, to the latest Captain Marvel (Im a Woman with big boobs and cute, tight golden buttocks), how many, many, many, many origin movies have their been?
At least the stinking excremental pile titled "Green Lantern" was funny and could be mocked. . . Aquaman not only takes itself serious but demands the audience take it seriously and think wonderful thoughts while seeing it... (need I remind anyone what dog droppings look like after being smeared on your shoes?)
#2: I tried to watch it a second time and just couldnt. Its not a bad movie but its another origin movie. That means little kid Aquaman learns to swim, finds out hes the deposed king of Atlantis and his mommy was the Queen, usurped from power by a mad - - aw! - - Who! - - The - - Hell - - Cares - - Anymore? To me, its just another superhero who will provide grist to the MARVEL Movie Mill, grinding out more and more superheroes and CGI-Fantastic movies.
grumble, snarl, rant, howl, bitch, piss, moan!
145 minutes of astoundingly magnificent CGI, a couple bored actors, a complicated and contrived plot, IN OTHER WORDS - a superhero origin movie.
#1: Do we need ANOTHER superhero origin movie? Aw hell no! From the first days of the HULK origin that took three movies to yank that Green Pharte out of the rectums of Hollywood, to the latest Captain Marvel (Im a Woman with big boobs and cute, tight golden buttocks), how many, many, many, many origin movies have their been?
At least the stinking excremental pile titled "Green Lantern" was funny and could be mocked. . . Aquaman not only takes itself serious but demands the audience take it seriously and think wonderful thoughts while seeing it... (need I remind anyone what dog droppings look like after being smeared on your shoes?)
#2: I tried to watch it a second time and just couldnt. Its not a bad movie but its another origin movie. That means little kid Aquaman learns to swim, finds out hes the deposed king of Atlantis and his mommy was the Queen, usurped from power by a mad - - aw! - - Who! - - The - - Hell - - Cares - - Anymore? To me, its just another superhero who will provide grist to the MARVEL Movie Mill, grinding out more and more superheroes and CGI-Fantastic movies.
grumble, snarl, rant, howl, bitch, piss, moan!
her movie I thought was 2/3 good and 1/3 not so much..Peggy Carter had MUCH larger breasts if you are into that sort of thing, and I am LOL