Dave craps on a movie - Robin Hood (2018)

This is not the Robin Hood of history, or of common sense, or even the product of a room filled with 100 monkeys and typewriters. The Monkeys could write better than this. In fact, this makes the Kevin Kostner Robin Hood look like Shakespearean drama. That’s how bad it is.

In several words: This movie is historically awful, filled with lies about English history, with a pathetically-acted rotting piece of tripe for a script.

This version of “Robin Hood” was nominated for three Razzies - - One for Worst Remake, Worst Supporting Actor for Foxx, and Worst Picture of the year.

The Crusades are used as recruitment tools for slavery. There’s a coal mine with forced labor. There’s war atrocities. There are Women in various fighting roles (terribly untrue and historically idiotic) and what else could be this awful?

Oh wait: there’s a possibility of a sequel. . . Perhaps the producers are gluttons for punishment.

Hopefully, this swine’s arse retelling of history performs a Darwin Award on itself and stops dribbling excrement on the world after it dies without progeny hint: No Sequel.

Yayyyyy!!! Was getting worried...you seemed to be liking things too much lately

I hit a stretch of good movies and horrible rants at the {:realpisse forbidden politics } TV. I getting together a couple reviews that aren't good.

Aquaman will take a hit. Just wait for it.