So...I had to meet with my attorneys investigator for the 1st time and I suggested a restuarant...upon arriving he asked where I was...I told him I'm the only man wearing a dress. Of coarse he was a bit taken back and almost left me well..hanging...but we had a wonderful dinner. And basketball shorts are not really a dress...but kinda sorta...they do the trick...and if you keep your penis you can easily pee, with seat belt securely fastened BTW!

Maybe eunuch humor is over rated....or maybe its just this testosterone destitute delinquent...or maybe that's why I got gang raped..... hmmm....maybe better to keep the legs closed and mouth as well...I'm going to put an app in for the monestary or maybe an abbey, I fit in there 5 sure!

chilli chilling

You could have offered to join him after dinner to help him pick up chicks.

OMG that would have been so much fun! I could totally line up chicks with the gift of gab..how fun!

AN

I think I might be a jini, is that possible in this day and age sir?

Sincerely,

chilli

Arab Nights (imported) wrote: Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:59 pm You could have offered to join him after dinner to help him pick up chicks.

AN

Ohh, I almost forgot...what if I get super horney and super jealous all at the same time....this shit happens and especially while being forced back inside my bottle...this shit does happen I get it...and totally understand and accept why I have to go back inside...and I hate it!

...I'm liable to bite one of the girls arms out of spite...

Yeah....while, "I dreamed of being jini"

chilli