Eunuchs at the VA

[chilliwilli (imported)]

So being in the military and manhood are all part of the VA. I'm gonna self HIPPA...(DISCLOSE MY HEALTH VISIT TODAY)

I went to VA ugent care for a herpe on my lip (had it for years....not relted to prostitution or rape) ALL MY FAULT.... had it for years...got it from a red headed bitch with a guitar....need so antiviral meds.

So while being checked in at the VA, the high n mighty nurse (who aint got shit on yours truly) takes my Blood Pressure and tells me to uncross my legs. Now I always cross my legs, and fold up like ..well....cheap lawn furniture under a Fatladys bum. (Completely submissive until you piss me off, disrespect my ass, make me cry or prove yoyrself unworthy!) So I comply. Uncross my legs...and then immediately cross them again, feeling that she is now opressing my sexuality and pissing me off!!!!!! So she gets upset, tells me to uncross them again and feeds my some SHAT...I now let her know my title, experience, year in trade and medic status....when she asks for my finger for the oxygen sat....I gave her just that, and the rest of the story...she will rot in apathetic hell.

Good news the doc was cool, love that man...(my primary is a creep)..So this doc checked my liver enzymes, checked for STD's. Basically he accepted I was concerned about my health and at higher risk, a total sweet heart of a married man.(the good ones are always married BTW....and quite often desperate)

General Asshole

Private homewrecker,

chilli

[The Maintaner (imported)]

:)So which VA did go to. i use the VA to. Ernie of Maine.

[chilliwilli (imported)]

:)So which VA did go to. i use the VA to. Ernie of Maine.

It was important and maybe kinda urgent, so urgent clinic. I waited 2.5 hours for everything, but had a great time chatting, and only slight misbehavior. I wanted to put a firecracker up the nurses butt though...I guess I kinda did LOL.

Your Darling

chilli

[The Maintaner (imported)]

OK but which VA did you use?:-\ Ernie of Maine.

[TooMuchT (imported)]

FYI they now tell EVERYONE to uncross their legs when getting blood pressure measured, as studies have shown that crossing the legs raises both the systolic and diastolic numbers.

[chilliwilli (imported)]

FYI they now tell EVERYONE to uncross their legs when getting blood pressure measured, as studies have shown that crossing the legs raises both the systolic and diastolic numbers.

Well.... being impolite and unsociable, to as nice a person as I, will also do wonders to an individuals blood pressure.

Hmmm,

chilli