Southern Terrorist Advisory Atlanta

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SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY ATLANTA

The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and

Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing

discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda

terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck

girls. The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of

reporting the creation of a new sector of the human race:

Islamabubbas.

So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but

Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate

and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the

following children:

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba

Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit

Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba

Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba

Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat

Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl

Linda Sue Bin There Dundat

Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung

from one couple:

Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.