It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the

local Catholic Church to ask for the weekend off. They

argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally, the priest

agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend. "However",

he said, "as soon as you get back Monday morning I want

you to confess to me what you did over the weekend." The

four nuns agree, and run off.

Monday comes, and the four nuns return. The first nun

goes to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I

have sinned." The priest asks, "What did you do, Sister?"

She replies, "I watched an R-rated movie." The priest looks

up at heaven for a few seconds, then replies, "You are

forgiven. Go and drink the holy water." The first nun leaves,

and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly under her

breath.

The second nun then goes up to the priest and says,

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest replies,

"OK, what happened?" She says, "I was driving my brother's

car down the street in front of his house, and I hit a

neighborÆs dog and killed it. "The priest looks up to heaven

for half a minute, then says, "You are forgiven. Go and

drink the holy water." The second nun goes out. By this

time, the fourth nun is laughing quite audibly.

Then the third nun walks to the priest and says, "Forgive

me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks, "Out with

it. What did you do?" She says, "Last night, I ran naked

up and down Main Street." The priest looks up at heaven

for a full five minutes before responding, "God forgives

you. Go and drink the holy water." She leaves.

The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so hard

tears run down her cheeks.

The priest asks her, "OK. What did you do that was so

bloody funny?"

The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy water..."