Siilly in the season

[Eunuchorn (imported)]

Now that the Christmas Season is upon us, I have long thought of a terribly painful thing. The Nutcracker may be a traditional ballet performance, but I am rather curious if anyone has written anything with the nutcracker actually cracking someone's nuts...

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Hahaha, putting your balls inside one of the wooden soldier s nut cracking jaws and closing his mouth on your nut would do major damage to a man.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

You can be sure with boys being boys, and men being men, that lots of balls have been put inside every kind of nut cracker as bets or for kicks and safely pulled out in most cases.