Want a couple of balls? This company sells body organ plushies including testicle plushies.

https://iheartguts.com/collections/plus ... icle-plush

Hmm... I hate testicles, but those are actually a little cute. Cuter than most of their other plushies, in fact. But they call 9 inches "super big" and "humongous"? Doesn't look very soft, and at that size it's not very huggable. And my bottom line is still "I hate testicles." Testicles should be erased from existence, from reality, history, fiction, and theory. And female parts are even worse. I don't mind the prostate plush though. Might get one after I get my prostate removed.

Surprizingly realistic body organs in shapes, but in cartoon form. They sell other body organ plush pillows along with pins, magnets, key chains, and a T shirt that says " having a ball " with 2 cartoon testicles and cartoon jewels on it for the family jewels. They have similar items for the penis and prostate gland for sale. The cost is $20 for one testicle pillow.

Give a pair of balls to your favorite eunuch or partner for $40 lol.