Assembled this foolishness for another website, but thought I'd give you guys a crack at the grand prize.

QUESTIONNAIRE

Choose one option per queston. The questions get harder. Hey, some of these questions are really hard. I mean, like, some of these questions are really, really hard, man. All responses will be graded. We have your DNA - we WILL find you.

1. When you show up for your Boy Scout troup meeting, how many minutes pass before they ask you to go home?

( ) 5

( ) 1 more than 5

( ) 1 less than 5

( ) any two of the above

2. Refer to question 1: Have you ever made it to double digits?

( ) Yes

( ) No

( ) No, but I'm checking Yes anyway

( ) Yes, but I'm checking "No, but I'm checking Yes anyway"

3. How often do you almost get nothing done?

( ) Once in awhile

( ) Twice in awhile

( ) Every while

( ) No While

4. Which other metal should Iron Man's suit be made of, other than Mimetic Polyalloy?

( ) Adamantium

( ) Vibranium

( ) Unobtanium

( ) Tin

5. How frequently do you experience deja vu? How frequently do you experience deja vu?

( ) Only once in a row

( ) While firing a machine gun

( ) When eating ramen noodles

( ) I don't remember

6. How should the Academy Award for Best Picture of the Year be decided?

( ) By a vote of the unbiased academy members, all four of them

( ) By whoever is hosting the telecast that year

( ) By whichever picture won the Golden Globe

( ) By putting the directors in a cage and making them fight for it

7. What is the speed of an unladen swallow?

( ) 24 miles per hour

( ) 38.6 kilometers per hour

( ) Mach .032

( ) Depends on what you are swallowing

8. How can we best prove that the Earth is flat?

( ) By watching zany YouTube videos

( ) By swishing some water around in a pan

( ) By blaming everything on NASA

( ) By trusting tiny little people who don't understand how really, really big everything else is

9. What is the nature of good vs evil?

( ) Good is nicer than evil

( ) Evil is more profitable than good

( ) Good is cheaper than evil

( ) Both are equally oblivious

10. Which is the best Sharknado movie?

( ) Sharknado 9: Sharknado 3 Squared

( ) Sharknado 42: Life, the Universe and Everything

( ) Sharknado Schrödinger: It Doesn't Get a Number Until You Watch It

( ) Sharknado 0: Fetus Fin Kills His First Shark In Utero

Send your answers to ratzmefirst@gmail.com. First person to get all correct answers will be in line to qualify for the preliminary round of selection for candidates eligible for a seat on the first rocket sent to Venus. In other words, you won't win doodly.

madnomadtoo (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:20 pm 1. When you show up for your Boy Scout troup meeting, how many minutes pass before they ask you to go home?

( ) 5

( ) 1 more than 5

( ) 1 less than 5

( ) any two of the above

(x) I loved Cub Scouts. We did craft projects, went on bike rides, to the beach and I had the coolest lesbian Den mother ever. There were no lesbians in the Boy Scouts, so I quit.

madnomadtoo (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:20 pm 2. Refer to question 1: Have you ever made it to double digits?

( ) Yes

( ) No

( ) No, but I'm checking Yes anyway

( ) Yes, but I'm checking "No, but I'm checking Yes anyway"

(x) I don't normally kiss and tell. But, I've been rated an 11 on a scale of three oreos to 12 double chocolate brownies I stole from DutchGuy87 in the chat room.

madnomadtoo (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:20 pm 3. How often do you almost get nothing done?

( ) Once in awhile

( ) Twice in awhile

( ) Every while

( ) No While

(x) I live by the rule: Never do today what I can leave for the executor of my estate.

madnomadtoo (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:20 pm 4. Which other metal should Iron Man's suit be made of, other than Mimetic Polyalloy?

( ) Adamantium

( ) Vibranium

( ) Unobtanium

( ) Tin

(x) Iron man should be tall, handsome and hung like a horse and very submissive to my wishes ... sorry, what was the question?

madnomadtoo (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:20 pm 5. How frequently do you experience deja vu? How frequently do you experience deja vu?

( ) Only once in a row

( ) While firing a machine gun

( ) When eating ramen noodles

( ) I don't remember

(x) Every time I sing that song from "The Sound of Music" ... "which brings us back to doe!"

madnomadtoo (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:20 pm 6. How should the Academy Award for Best Picture of the Year be decided?

( ) By a vote of the unbiased academy members, all four of them

( ) By whoever is hosting the telecast that year

( ) By whichever picture won the Golden Globe

( ) By putting the directors in a cage and making them fight for it

(x) "And the winner is ...", while I'm not watching the awards and instead, I'm binge watching a Netflix Series and eating Crunch'N Munch.

madnomadtoo (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:20 pm 7. What is the speed of an unladen swallow?

( ) 24 miles per hour

( ) 38.6 kilometers per hour

( ) Mach .032

( ) Depends on what you are swallowing

(x) All subs should swallow - seriously, I went to a great deal of trouble to create that 150grams of protein - swallow it!

madnomadtoo (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:20 pm 8. How can we best prove that the Earth is flat?

( ) By watching zany YouTube videos

( ) By swishing some water around in a pan

( ) By blaming everything on NASA

( ) By trusting tiny little people who don't understand how really, really big everything else is

(x) Pave Paradise and put up a parking lot.

madnomadtoo (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:20 pm 9. What is the nature of good vs evil?

( ) Good is nicer than evil

( ) Evil is more profitable than good

( ) Good is cheaper than evil

( ) Both are equally obliviou

(x) After two hours with a dribble gag in your mouth and an XXXL butt plug in place, they become exactly the same.

madnomadtoo (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:20 pm 10. Which is the best Sharknado movie?

( ) Sharknado 9: Sharknado 3 Squared

( ) Sharknado 42: Life, the Universe and Everything

( ) Sharknado Schrödinger: It Doesn't Get a Number Until You Watch It

( ) Sharknado 0: Fetus Fin Kills His First Shark In Utero

(x) "The Wizzard of Oz" - Few people know that was a Sharknado that whisked Dorothy and her little doggie off to the land of Oz.

You have the highest score so far. Of course, it's the ONLY score so far. Making up your own answers is forbidden by rule 16, section 12b.

150 grams of protein? That's a whole day's worth! Quite impressive.

madnomadtoo (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:20 pm Assembled this foolishness for another website, but thought I'd give you guys a crack at the grand prize.

QUESTIONNAIRE

Choose one option per queston. The questions get harder. Hey, some of these questions are really hard. I mean, like, some of these questions are really, really hard, man. All responses will be graded. We have your DNA - we WILL find you.

1. When you show up for your Boy Scout troup meeting, how many minutes pass before they ask you to go home?

( ) 5

( ) 1 more than 5

( ) 1 less than 5

(x ) any two of the above

2. Refer to question 1: Have you ever made it to double digits?

( ) Yes

( ) No

( x) No, but I'm checking Yes anyway

( ) Yes, but I'm checking "No, but I'm checking Yes anyway"

3. How often do you almost get nothing done?

( ) Once in awhile

( ) Twice in awhile

( x) Every while

( ) No While

4. Which other metal should Iron Man's suit be made of, other than Mimetic Polyalloy?

( ) Adamantium

( ) Vibranium

( x) Unobtanium

( ) Tin

5. How frequently do you experience deja vu? How frequently do you experience deja vu?

( ) Only once in a row

( ) While firing a machine gun

( ) When eating ramen noodles

(x ) I don't remember

6. How should the Academy Award for Best Picture of the Year be decided?

( ) By a vote of the unbiased academy members, all four of them

( ) By whoever is hosting the telecast that year

( ) By whichever picture won the Golden Globe

( x) By putting the directors in a cage and making them fight for it

7. What is the speed of an unladen swallow?

(

x ) 24 miles per hour

(x) 38.6 kilometers per hour

( x

madnomadtoo (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:20 pm ) Mach .032

( ) Depends on what you are swallowing

8. How can we best prove that the Earth is flat?

( ) By watching zany YouTube videos

( ) By swishing some water around in a pan

( x) By blaming everything on NASA

( ) By trusting tiny little people who don't understand how really, really big everything else is

9. What is the nature of good vs evil?

( ) Good is nicer than evil

( ) Evil is more profitable than good

( ) Good is cheaper than evil

(x) Both are equally oblivious

10. Which is the best Sharknado movie?

( ) Sharknado 9: Sharknado 3 Squared

( ) Sharknado 42: Life, the Universe and Everything

( x) Sharknado Schrödinger: It Doesn't Get a Number Until You Watch It

( ) Sharknado 0: Fetus Fin Kills His First Shark In Utero

Send your answers to ratzmefirst@gmail.com. First person to get all correct answers will be in line to qualify for the preliminary round of selection for candidates eligible for a seat on the first rocket sent to Venus. In other words, you won't win doodly.

Although your speed of a swallow (all the same) are a bit slow.

Paolo wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:12 pm Although your speed of a swallow (all the same) are a bit slow.

I used the relaxed feeding speed. One reference claims they can hit 65 mph in an all-out gallop. Coconuts slow them down.

madnomadtoo (imported) wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:05 pm You have the highest score so far. Of course, it's the ONLY score so far. Making up your own answers is forbidden by rule 16, section 12b.

You almost had me at rule 16 section 12b.

But, turning to black letter law, the Court referred to Superior International Code §144 Section 199.5 submissive section 18.

In Vanilla -vs- Kink decided in a sweeping 9-0 decision that "making up" had the original intent of meaning to "answer falsely". Since my answers were truthful, they are admissible.

In other words, our lawyers had lunch, billed us for both the food and the cocktails, talked about whatever lawyers talk about and decided to settle the problem by quoting what the both knew before they got paid to eat a five star lunch.

Dekeldoh (imported) wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:45 pm 150 grams of protein? That's a whole day's worth! Quite impressive.

Hyperspermia - In medicine, hyperspermia is a condition in which a male has an abnormally large ejaculate (or semen) volume. Males with hyperspermia usually have higher sex drives than males that do not. It is the opposite of hypospermia, and is generally defined in humans when the ejaculate is over 5.5 ml.

TopManFL (imported) wrote: Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:14 am You almost had me at rule 16 section 12b.

But, turning to black letter law, the Court referred to Superior International Code §144 Section 199.5 submissive section 18.

In Vanilla -vs- Kink decided in a sweeping 9-0 decision that "making up" had the original intent of meaning to "answer falsely". Since my answers were truthful, they are admissible.

In other words, our lawyers had lunch, billed us for both the food and the cocktails, talked about whatever lawyers talk about and decided to settle the problem by quoting what the both knew before they got paid to eat a five star lunch.

You got me. Reminds me of Jonathan Swift: the law exists to show "that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again ..."

madnomadtoo (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:20 pm 9. What is the nature of good vs evil?

( ) Good is nicer than evil

( ) Evil is more profitable than good

( ) Good is

TopManFL (imported) wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:13 am cheaper than evil

( ) Both are equally obliviou

(x) After two hours with a dribble gag in your mouth and

an XXXL butt plug in place, they become exactly the same.

Oh my! You had me at XXXL butt plug but do whips and chains come with that?