A penis can sometimes take on a life of its own or become more or less a pet.

Many men (or sometimes their partner) will name their penis. While not really a name, I've often referred to both my penis and other men's as "Mr. Happy". This was more or less an attempt at a euphemism making in a public conversation.

So, the question is does (or did) your penis have a name?

TopManFL (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:21 am A penis can sometimes take on a life of its own or become more or less a pet.

Many men (or sometimes their partner) will name their penis. While not really a name, I've often referred to both my penis and other men's as "Mr. Happy". This was more or less an attempt at a euphemism making in a public conversation.

So, the question is does (or did) your penis have a name?

My girlfriend calls it by my nickname.

TopManFL (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:21 am So, the question is does (or did) your penis have a name?

“Ranger”. Name was assigned by an author (and friend) who felt he had Ranger style proportions.

No it does not.

Sorry to be a stick in the mud about it.

Mine has been called many things by me and also by others. But no, there has been no formal naming of "The Thing". --FLO--

My first girlfriend named my penis Herb. I later found out it was the name of the guy with whom she was having relations during the same time she was having a relationship with me. She wanted to have a cover in case she accidently slipped, saying the name of the other guy. So his penis likely was given my name!

TopManFL (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:21 am A penis can sometimes take on a life of its own or become more or less a pet.

Many men (or sometimes their partner) will name their penis. While not really a name, I've often referred to both my penis and other men's as "Mr. Happy". This was more or less an attempt at a euphemism making in a public conversation.

So, the question is does (or did) your penis have a name?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3HdM75t1A4

several folks have covered this song...

nutless1 (imported) wrote: Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:43 am My first girlfriend named my penis Herb. I later found out it was the name of the guy with whom she was having relations during the same time she was having a relationship with me. She wanted to have a cover in case she accidently slipped, saying the name of the other guy. So his penis likely was given my name!

This may be the best post I've ever read. Funny, sad, interesting and very evil. But only evil in a "I'm screwing someone else" kind of way.

See? the thing is your g/f must have slipped in a prior relationship and called the guy by the wrong name. So, this means she put some thought into this. Makes you wonder how many times she was seeing more than one guy at a time.

I think the best part is that her only regret might have been that men don't have two penises so she could have been screwing four guys at once.

TopManFL (imported) wrote: Tue Jul 17, 2018 6:04 am I think the best part is that her only regret might have been that men don't have two penises so she could have been screwing four guys at once.

HAHAHAHA! Damnnnnnnn.....

She could name his cock and each ball to get to four lovers names at the same time, his name, cock name, and names for each ball.

She could yell out, " OH Jack, Joe, Harry, and Pete, I m coming ! "