Amazing

[Studlover (imported)]

After her sixth child, Lucy decided that she should have some

cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former

youthful glory because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and

looked like a ripped out fireplace.

Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that,

with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a

nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank

slot rather than a badly packed kebab.

Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find

Three roses at the end of the bed. "Who are these from?" she

asked the nurse,

"They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've

received them."

"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the

operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to

say thanks".

"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Lucy.

"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation

was such a success that he can't wait to get you home.

Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and

he's very

excited!"

"Brilliant!" said Lucy. "And the third?"

"That's from Eric in the burns unit", said the nurse. "He just

wanted to say thanks for his new ears!"